How to make a beer tasting party look boring - 101

How To Throw a Beer-Tasting Party on Howcast

I'd like to share a few responses to some tips and quotes contained in this masterpiece.

1. Tip: Invite friends who drink beer. King of Beers(Club) [KoB(C)] Response: Friends who don't drink beer? Shit, as far as I'm concerned, friends don't let friends have friends who don't drink beer.
2. Tip: Don't wear perfume to a beer tasting party. KoB(C) Response: Here is the Dirty South, we take that very seriously.
   
3. Tip: Meet in a room with cursive "laugh" and "love" wall hangings. KoB(C) Response: I don't really have anything to say about that, but found it amusing.
   
4. Best line: "If the party is a success discussion of beer debates may be unfocused." KoB(C) Response: Huh? What is a "discussion of beer debate?" Clearly they were "successed" when they made the video.

This video has inspired me to want to make a "how-to host a dirty south beer tasting" video. Might take a year or so, but we'll knock your beer goggles off.